Other Recent Remarks by Septuagenarian Gadfly Geraldine Ferraro
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1970s Abraham Lincoln
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3/12/2008 11:53:11 PM
“The only reason Theodore Roosevelt is on Mt. Rushmore is because he had a moustache.”
“The only reason Fritz and I lost every state except Minnesota is because we failed to provide a compelling alternative to Reagan’s populism and charisma. Also, Reagan was black, and therefore had a natural advantage with the electorate.”
“If ‘The A-Team’ featured a wisecracking, break-dancing robot instead of Dirk Benedict, that show would still be on television today – and I would watch it every single night.”
“The only reason Hillary Clinton isn’t winning is because she has won fewer delegates, fewer states, and less of the popular vote.”
“If a Werewolf and a Centaur mated, I would have very mixed feelings about the offspring. On one hand, a Werewolf with the lower half of a horse would be terrifying. On the other hand, a person with the lower half of a Werewolf would be almost indistinguishable from a regular person, assuming they wore pants.”
“If there is one thing in this world that I could not live without, it is the wit and wisdom of Jim Davis’ iconic lasagna-loving cat Garfield.”
“If surrogates for the Clinton campaign continue to inject race into the public forum without any effort to address racism or inequality, they will kindle the smoldering, latent fears of uneducated white rural voters. I mean, that's that's the plan, anyway.”
“Did you know that eagles are the only birds that mate for life? Of course it's true. That’s not true? It is so eagles. Did I say eagles or penguins? I said penguins. You know I meant penguins. Whatever.”
“No thank you – I have a hard time digesting cheese.”
"When was the last time there was a really good movie about monkey hijinks? And another thing - why don’t telephones have rotary dials no more? Let me tell you - Any Which Way You Can was no Mildred Pierce. Seriously, when did they stop making those phones?”
Tags: geraldine ferarro, boomers, racists
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