Mylott May Run For Antonioni's Seat
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1970s Abraham Lincoln
posted
2/6/2008 3:29:47 PM
PRESIDENTIAL AIDE: "President Bloomberg? Senator Mylott is here to see you."
PRESIDENT BLOOMBERG: "Oh, yes! Send him in. Hello, Dan - how is your wife, Natalie Portman?"
SENATOR MYLOTT: "She's doing well, Mr President, thank you for asking."
PRESIDENT BLOOMBERG: "Glad to hear it! Listen, I appreciate you coming down here on such short notice. I hope the ride on the hover-train wasn't too boring."
SENATOR MYLOTT: "Actually, we took the Gulfstream. But I am curious - why all of the secrecy?"
PRESIDENT BLOOMBERG: "I'm afraid it's grim. The Space Russians have returned."
SENATOR MYLOTT: "The Space Russians? Who knows about this?!?"
PRESIDENT BLOOMBERG: "Only the two of us... and your ex-wife, Nicole Kidman."
SENATOR MYLOTT: "Damnit! Why did you have to bring Nicole into this?"
PRESIDENT BLOOMBERG: "Nicole's dissertation on Space Russian Space Attack Theory is required reading at the academy. You know that."
SENATOR MYLOTT: "I hate it when you're right, Mike."
PRESIDENT BLOOMBERG: "That's President Mike to you. Remember, you're just a state senator."
SENATOR MYLOTT: "A state senator who saved your life, Mr President."
PRESIDENT BLOOMBERG: "True enough, Dan."
SENATOR MYLOTT: "That's Senator Dan."
(both laugh)
(this is the part where Mylott always wakes up)
Tags: mylott, dreaming, antonioni, ma state senate seat
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