Nineteen Questions You Might Be Left Wondering After Reading This Article in the Sentinel

posted by 1970s Abraham Lincoln
posted 8/8/2007 7:54:28 PM

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1. So, the bouncer was checking IDs, right?

2. Then I guess all of those kids had fake IDs?

3. Still, how does an 11 year old pass for an adult?

4. Maybe they had fake moustaches?

5. Did the police happen to ask the bouncer, the club owner, or any of the teenagers why they were in the bar?

6. Did the reporter happen to ask the bouncer, the club owner, or any of the teenagers why they were in the bar?

7. Wouldn’t a purchase of 200 fake moustaches arouse some suspicion?

8. Why would anyone under 18 want to hang out in a piano bar, anyway?

9. Was that guy with the tuxedo and the Chuck Taylors serving drinks? Because he seemed nice.

10. What’s the going rate on a false moustache?

11. Do you suppose there’s a bulk discount?

12. Were there other patrons?

13. If you’re celebrating your 50th anniversary at a quiet piano bar and 200 teenagers enter en masse wearing false moustaches, do you ask for the check or do you play it cool?

14. If the pianist happened to be in that night, did he take requests?

15. Did the police talk to the pianist?

16. What percentage of the requests were made ironically?

17. Did you see the look on that little bastard’s face when the pianist actually started to play that stupid Linkin Park song?

18. Just kidding, he played ‘All Blues’.

19. Why am I still reading the Sentinel?

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